Chantix: You won’t feel like killing somebody for a cigarette because you’ll just feel like killing yourself.
Ambien: Sleepwalking is still technically sleeping.
Hycodan: You can’t cough if you can’t breathe.
Pseudoephedrine: You can actually get high enough without the hassle of turning it into meth.
Cyclobenzaprine: Why in the heck is this not prescribed for diarrhea?
Xanax: Save your money and just skip straight to the chocolate.
Feel free to add more in the comments.
Originally posted as a Facebook note.