April 09, 2017

Sarcastic descriptions of common drugs

Chantix: You won’t feel like killing somebody for a cigarette because you’ll just feel like killing yourself.

Ambien: Sleepwalking is still technically sleeping.

Hycodan: You can’t cough if you can’t breathe.

Pseudoephedrine: You can actually get high enough without the hassle of turning it into meth.

Cyclobenzaprine: Why in the heck is this not prescribed for diarrhea?

Xanax: Save your money and just skip straight to the chocolate.

Feel free to add more in the comments.

Originally posted as a Facebook note.

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